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feaftlikeabeaft:

lazuli43:

hotvampireadjacent:

seymourdisapproves:

transastra:

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the existence of this aerosol can not being allowed on planes implies that 9/11 has happened in the animal crossing canon.

Maybe the Shampoodle dog just did something unspeakably horrible on a plane once

u implying shampoodle did animal crossing 9/11?

Actually, there could be another reason for this!

Since the sign specifically shows an aerosol can, they might be banning not liquids, but pressurized canisters. Changes in atmospheric pressure can cause pressurized cans to leak or ignite during flight, so even if Dodo Airlines doesn’t fly high enough for that to happen, it’s safer to ban them as a safety precaution. 

That said, the reason your aerosol can doesn’t explode in your luggage is that all large passenger planes are pressurized. The Dodo Airlines plane however, is very very small. Even accounting for Animal Crossing’s ‘Tardis effect’ it uses for all vehicles and buildings it’s still clearly a small seaplane. Some small planes can be pressurized, while others are not. How do we know that the Dodo Airlines isn’t pressurized?

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Pressurized planes have round windows, while unpressurized planes have square windows

I’m always in favour of good detective work in wiping away problematic fan canon, it helps me sleep at night.

mediumsizetex:

amavaria:

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I love himbo applejack headcanons but I like to think she knows exactly what she’s doing

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amavaria

castrateurfate:

wyndryga:

the-real-numbers:

meckamecha:

myothertardisisonthemun:

numberlover1729:

myothertardisisonthemun:

myothertardisisonthemun:

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

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It’s full of plastic bread clips

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It’s for Science

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

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There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

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They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

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Yay for citizen science 👍

wtf?

Update:

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Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.

are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser

happy very specific archive thursday, everyone

butchsanji:

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something autistic is happening to me.

moonlightmenace:

crispy-ghee:

if I say “I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space,” do you understand what i mean

like this?

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a-book-of-creatures:

lasrina:

mortalityplays:

tentacion2099:

Graffiti left on the tomb of Ramses V in Egypt by ancient greek tourists (when the tomb was only a few hundred years old). “I visited and did not like anything but the sarcophagus” and “I cannot read the hieroglyphs.”

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Cool article about it if you’re interested.

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The long, proud human history of replying to tweets and making them all about you

“I cannot understand the hieroglyphics”

“skill issue”

winchestersingerautorepair:

brothersskeleton:

trickstertime:

aflo:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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This is Margaret when she opens that email

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there’s a lot happening right here

luxgalador:

luxgalador:

so i have a cat now

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little lady Socks is 7 years old today!!!!!

petrichara:

4x01:

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh’s Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

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I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry